bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

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theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

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nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

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justplainsomething:

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

longhorse:

I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…

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Bloody Australians

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kelseygoesmeow:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly.

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